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Is his name rather Mr. BIG THIEF, not Judge Celestin?

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 HOUMOUR I'm gonna get you from Tiger Woods after I, Judge Celestin, become president of Haiti; I'll will steal millions of dollars more so I can buy my sweaty, my baby, my beautiful girlie a mansion in Florida; I will visit on weekends only while Haitians think I'm overseas to take care of the affairs of their dirt-poor nation; please, Tiger cannot wear my pajamas when I'm not there.  

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